Saturday, August 14, 2010

Want the Time of Your Life?

I visited a site recently that I used to be a member of a very long time ago. I could not believe how much b.s. I could pick out of their line up almost immediately.

First of all, whenever I see the phrase "Age is not important" I click on the next profile...well, after I check out her photos. Is there anyone still alive aside from a total noobie who will fall for that nonsense?

This particular website was brimming with eighteen year old girls from Russia looking for their dream man. Come on, do they really think we fell off the turnip truck. And let me tell you something sweetheart, if you're gonna attempt to squeeze my wallet you're going to have to show some more skin in your profile. I guess that's my "I'll scam you before you scam me" philosophy. Anyway, i was only there to pass a couple of minutes as I already knew the truth to success and the only way - in my opinion - to meet your future partner or to meet many girls searching for you.

I spent three weeks in the Philippines last year and had the time of my life. Before going, it dawned on me that the best way to meet a future wife is to only register on a dating site a couple of weeks before my flight over. Guys, once the magic words "I'll be in your city such and such date' appeared in my profile I received hundreds of offers to meet for coffee or dinner. I am not exaggerrating either, that one sentence sparked a deluge of email and masked phone numbers into my email box. I was freaking overwhelmed and while I was there I met about fifty girls from this particular site and omg...so many more.

Yah, I know what you're thinking. This guy is not serious about meeting a wife and you are partially correct. The only thing I can tell you guys is that you have to go there to understand. The odds of meeting your one true love on a website are slim to none but definitely possible. On the other hand, in my three weks in Cebu I met twent girls I know I could fall head over heels in love with. In three months from now, I'll narrow that down or hell, maybe I'll meet more to add to the confusion. Seriously, it is a buffet of beautiful women in my own age bracket no less.

Thanks for your time. Meanwhile, visit a site called The International Man Site at http://internationalmansite.com I think it has potential. They keep adding new pages every month and I think it'll be one of those super sites eventually. Too many banners for my liking but interesting to visit. I sold them some articles too...nice for me. I like what they did for soccer, kind of neat to see team bio's. Looking forward to seeing the NFL page.